
Evidently, Two Lovers will be Joaquin Phoenix’s last film ever. That may not be a bad thing. This film seems to be a warm-up for whatever role he has assigned himself to play in life these days. (He’s apparently grown a beard and intends to become a rapper.) As Leonard Kraditor he is distracted, mumbling, inarticulate, slightly overweight. He even tries to rap briefly in a car, and there’s a pretty embarrassing dance scene at a club. It’s hard to say if this is acting, or if it is Phoenix consumed by his new persona, or if the new persona is an act that builds on the character of Leonard. But who cares? J. Hoberman of Variety calls Leonard a “tragic asshole,” and that seems about right, with the caveat that the latter term tends to cancel out the former.
In the film’s first sequence we see Leonard try to drown himself, half-heartedly, by jumping in the bay, but he swims to the surface and a couple of guys pull him out. He walks home dripping water in the dead of winter, looking like drowned rat. We learn that he’s been institutionalized and has medications. But what really seems to be driving him crazy is that his fiancé dumped him. So, deinstitutionalized, he’s come to live with his parents in their tiny apartment and to do deliveries for his dad’s dry cleaning company, which a competitor is trying to buy from Leonard’s retirement-ready father. Somehow to seal the deal both sets of parents seem to be in collusion about getting the daughter, Sandra (Vanessa Shaw) together with the crazy, unskilled, not-terribly-bright Leonard. Why anyone, especially her parents, thinks this a good deal for her is beyond me.
At the exact moment that this arrangement is progressing, Leonard meets another resident of his apartment building, Michelle, played by radiant Gweneth Paltrow. She, as it turns out, is having an affair with one of the partners at the law firm in which she is a legal assistant. He’s married and Michelle fears he’ll never leave his wife for her. For inexplicable reasons she finds Leonard to be sparkling company and soon takes him her confidant. As if to demonstrate her lack of judgment, she invites Leonard to a dinner with herself and her lover, thinking that Leonard will be able to discern his sincerity. Of course, Leonard can do no such thing (surprise!) and knows only that he is utterly smitten by the drug-addled Michelle.
When not counseling Michelle, Leonard progresses with Sandra; she goes to bed with him (the two sets of parents having sent her from a party at their house to Leonard’s apartment, presumably knowing what will happen), buys him some nice leather gloves, and generally falls for him based on wanting to “take care of him.” In the meantime Leonard nurses Michelle through a miscarriage and persuades her to dump her lover and to fly away with him to San Francisco. Some comically bad timing ensues as he is supposed to leave for the airport with her in the midst of a party at his parents’ apartment. He’s attempting to duck out just as the hapless Sandra is arriving so that he has to hide in the stairwell. It’s not clear to me if this is intended to be funny, but it certainly has the structure of comedy.
I’ll refrain from disclosing the ending, but it strikes me as too neat by half, and I find I don’t know how cynical one should be about Leonard’s choice.
Gweneth Paltrow is quite convincing as the bad-choice-making Michelle. One critic summarized the movie as a guy “having to pick between Gweneth Paltrow and some other girl.” (Some readers may be interested to know that Ms. Paltrow has occasion to flash a little skin in this role. Flash is the operative term here.) Former David Lynch queen Isabella Rosselini is depressingly dowdy as Leonard’s Jewish mother, whom some critics have seen as a shrewish stereotype, but I can’t see that at all.
This film got very good reviews and was a hit at Cannes. Maybe I’m missing something, but I found it weird, and not very convincing, with Phoenix’s eccentric portrayal of Leonard as off-putting. It is difficult to imagine that he could win over these two lovely women without a modicum of charm.
























